Side Effects May Vary

WARNING: RLWMJ MAY CAUSE THESE SIDE EFFECTS!

Some made up company or organization or something called the FDA said we needed to post this.

https://lifewithmjax.blogspot.com and associated content may cause:

• Screaming and yelling constantly, 
• never stopping ever and shrieking and growling and generally being a dick. 
• Praising the sun 
• Being on the sun. 
• Becoming the sun. 
• Becoming a Communist 
• Being better dead than red 
• Wondering what the hell kind of shit must be in this for these side effects to exist disorder. 
• Losing all of your earthly possessions but gaining eternal enilightenment. 
• Feeling upset when bad things happen to loved ones. 
• Having more eyes. 
• Giving up soup forever. 
• Playing a videogame wondering ‘Who?’ 
• Not wondering ‘Who?’ 
• Not playing a video game. 
• The ability to smell fear. 
• Thinking you have the ability to smell fear. 
• Being Spiderman. 
• Loss of all bodily control. 
• Regaining bodily control. 
• Bodily control remaining the same. 
• Unable to see the colors blue, orange, purple, green, and ocasionally red. 
• Passing the time day after day with menial distractions while your aging body slowly decays and inches its way towards death. 
• Depression. 
• Acceptance. 
• Staring at a screen reading a list of side effects. 
• Standing up for your beliefs. 
• Standing still. 
• Only moving your feet!?!?!?!?! 
• Incorrect use of punctuation. 
• Being better than other people. 
• Loving yourself just the way you are. 
• Not experiencing side effects. 
• Turning that frown all the way down, side ways and perpendicular. 
• Nausea. 
• Uncontrollable bleeding from every orifice. 
• Breathing heavily. 
• Breathing. 
• Making lots of noise with your big fat mouth. 
• Thinking it’s saturday when it’s monday. 
• Rock solid abs. 
• Emotions. 
• Punctuating everything you say with clapping. 
• Teaching chemistry. 
• Understanding exactly what this is and how it is and what you do and how you win and then deleting it off your hard drive and doing something else. 
• Not playing a demo. 
• Repeating yourself. 
• Not playing a demo. 
• Repeating yourself. 
• Locked in a bitter struggle with your alter-identity. 
• Repeating yourself. 
• Vomiting. 
• Eating your vomit. 
• Vomiting your vomit. 
• Stop eating vomit bro. 
• Reading Long Lists 
• Seeing Bullets 
• Contracting Ponies 
• Collecting Ponies 
• Watching Ponies 
• Hating Ponies 
• Loving Ponies 
• Having Mixed Feelings regarding Ponies and other things. 
• Not Understanding Life or Mjax 
• wondering when long lists will end 
• not wondering that thing 
• wondering what that thing is referring to 
• not wondering what that thing is referring to 
• Reblogging things 
• Liking things 
• Following Things 
• Unfollowing Things 
• Inability to breathe 
• Temporary tooth loss 
• Severe anal bleeding 
• Redundancy 
• Redundancy 
• Ignorance 
• Complete collapse of civilization 
• Puppy kicking 
• testicular inversion 
• inner-ear euphoria 
• olfactory hallucinations 
• toe jam footballs 
• rectal-cranial inversion 
• minor blindness 
• slight cardiac arrhythmia 
• Spontaneous Ejaculation 
• Idiopathic Colitis 
• Ramndo Dylseixa 
• Bits of a Sticky Wicket 
• Bee’s Knees 
• Excessive belly button lint 
• excessive nasal mucous 
• sudden and unexplained onset of cursing in baby voice 
• baby voice 
• eye farts 
• appearance of extra digits (hands/feet) 
• uncontrollable obsession with Liberace 
• swallowing of tongue 
• intermittent ignorance 
• permanent loss of brain function. 
• Walls of Text Suddenly Appearing 
• Too Long Did Not Read Disorder 
• imagining people named jackson are with you at random times 
• Skeletal Muscle Relaxation 
• Acute Hyperphasia 
• Liberal Gynoperception (or Androperception in women) 
• Public Micturation 
• Unwanted Pregnancy 
• Reverse Peristalsis 
• Rotary Supination 
• Acute Amnesia 
• Dehydration 
• Auroral Hypersensitivity 
• Temporary Death 
• Reverse Death 
• Tourette’s syndrome, 
• deja vu, 
• deja vu, 
• deja vu, 
• ejection of the heart from the body, 
• spontanious combustion, 
• growth of extra body parts, 
• Elvis Presley syndrome 
• Speaking in a foreign language 
• Appearance of new religions 
• Abduction by aliens 
• Soreness in hair 
• Loss of ability to use the internet 
• projectile vomiting 
• projectile bleeding 
• delusions of grandeur 
• liking the kazoo 
• spontaneous growth of nose hair 
• odd food cravings 
• internal cellular breakdown and bleeding similar to that caused by the Ebola virus 
• the ability to attain buddhahood while bypassing the steps to Nirvana 
• Irritability 
• Double Posting 
• vague sensation of being alive 
• crankiness 
• all-consuming evil thoughts and deeds 
• 90 degree angular defect in penis 
• fervent punctuality 
• vociferous syndrome, type 2 (non-gregarious) 
• feeling better than you ever thought you could 
• inability to identify Coke vs. Pepsi 
• Busted Guts 
• baed spleinlign 
• Reading Long Lists 
• Questioning your life choices 
• Vivid dreams of self-cannibalization 
• Late Onset Albinoism. 
• Increased risk of vampire attack. 
• Minor heart explosions. 
• Flaming nostrils. 
• Extraneous limbs 
• Raging halitosis. 
• Intense apathy. 
• Clown-foot. 
• Frequent profanity. 
• Slight cyclopsism. 
• Hairy uvula. 
• Speaking in tongues. 
• D.I.S. or Dissolving Intestine Syndrome. In some cases, there have been known to be complications. 
• Reemergence of the umbilical cord. 
• Genital migration. 
• X-ray hearing 
• Prolonged erection… (but probably not where you’d hope.) 
• Being attacked by a velociraptor 
• Driving or Operating heavy machinery 
• Being roundhouse-kicked by you know who 
• PMS in men 
• Copyright infringment 
• Surviving to adulthood 
• Spontaious Combustion 
• Dry-sphincter 
• If you are a hamster, and if you read this you are, you might want to LOOK BEHIND YOU 
• looking behind you haha 
• Blinking 
• Not Blinking 
• Blink and you’re dead 
• Color changing egg sac diarrhea. 
• Posthumous belly expansion. 
• adam’s apple erosion. 
• Untimely Finger Detachment Syndrome [U.F.D.S.] 
• Crapping in a bucket from a very high building 
• Timely Finger Detachment Syndrome [T.F.D.S.] 
• Defensive Vomiting 
• Inexplicable Disease Syndrome. [I.D.S.] 
• DNA detachment. 
• Man periods 
• Retina detachment. 
• Cancer of the child. 
• Stage 7 (or emo style) depression 
• “The Munchies"… but not the good kind. 
• Ungodly soul inversion. 
• growth of additional eyes 
• Cranial arthritis. 
• Severe Aging 
• Skin failure. 
• Also Known to cause insanity in laboratory mice. 
• Sudden loss of bone tissue. 
• Sudden loss of heartbeat. 
• Sudden loss. 

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