A “Normal” Person’s Guide To Life The Multiverse and Everything Else!
1. Friendship Never Changes; Neither does War, but that’s another story2. People Suck, Life is Pointless; That is until you find what makes people better, and discover a point in life on your own.
3. Something’s Change, But Not Everything
4. Being Weird is Preferable, being Strange is a different matter.
5. I before E except after C, and when the English language makes an exception.
6. Latin isn’t Dead. The people who spoke it are.
7. Science is just Magic explained…
8. You Can’t Explain everything.
9. Blue Horses are Blue; except when they’re purple.
10. A Woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it wanted or needed to if it could chuck wood.
11. Girls don’t exist on the internet. People do.
12. Haters Hate, but Fanatics Instigate.
13. Is Neutral.
14. Nobody Understands You. Least of all You.
15. What doesn’t kill you physically, might make you physically weaker.
16. What doesn’t kill you mentally, might make you mentally stronger with time.
17. Years are enough to realise You don’t know everything.
18. Years doesn’t make you an adult.
19. Maturity and Age are separate, they don’t rely on each other, but they do benefit from each other.
20. Never ask for acceptance, just ask not to be judged unfairly, expect the answer to be no.
21. You were born this way.
22. Luck is unaffected by karma, everyone is born with inherent luck. Karma can fluctuate.
23. Nothing is impossible, just highly unlikely.
24. Being ridiculous isn’t something to be afraid of, being boring is.
24.5. Optimism is better than Pessimism, but Realism is better than both.
25. You do need to repeat yourself.
26. Everyone Matters, Importance is relative.
27. Time isn’t cause and effect, it’s wibbly wobbly.
28. Life IS Fair…just because it’s hard doesn’t mean it’s unfair.
29. A longer life isn’t a better one, time isn’t what matters, the person is.
30. People disagree with everything…it doesn’t mean they’re wrong.
31. Sometimes winning is the only thing, but it isn’t the fun thing.
32. If You stand up for what’s right, no matter the odds, it will be okay… just not how you think.
33. You Should Do You… not what others expect you to.
34. The Mind is mightier than the Nuke…afterall one created the other.
35. The bad doesn’t always spoil the good, and the good doesn’t make up for the bad.
36. The most ordinary person can change the world, and nobody will realise it.
37. If you do the right thing, nobody will be sure you did anything at all.
38. Everyone and everything has the right to live, even a genocidal madman.
39. Everyone dies. but they can always be remembered.
40. Fear is a superpower, it doesn’t have to make you cruel or cowardly, it can make you kind.
41. Potential is everything…literally.
42. Is the answer to everything.
43. All You really need to know, you learned in kindergarten.
44. Friendship is Magic…if you really think about it.
45. Every action has a reason behind it
46. Assumptions make an (Ass) out of Yo(u) and (Me)
47. If it hurts, it’s probably not good, if it’s uncomfortable, it probably is.
48. Life is Beautiful
49. Ignorance is Bliss, But Knowledge is Helpful too
50. Intelligence does not = Knowledge and vice versa.
51. If It feels wrong inside, it probably is.
52. Everything is Context Sensitive, not just your password.
53. Bigger isn’t always better.
54. TypeCasting and Racism are different, that doesn’t mean either of them are right.
55. Comparing Yourself to others never yields accurate results.
56. You can always improve, it doesn’t mean you’ll ever be better.
57. The Crazy, Shy, And Unpopular, are usually the most interesting.
58. At some point, you will be poisoned by a toxic cloud.
59. Nothing is ever straightforward not even this statement.
60. There is no such thing as coincidence or an ordinary day, the universe is rarely that lazy.
70. If you get ahead of yourself, it’s better to take a step back or 9.
61. If it matters you will know.
62. You only need the light, when it’s burning low.
63. You’ll only miss the sun when it starts to snow.
64. You’ll only know you love them when you let them go.
65. And you will let them go.
66. If it was supposed to be easy, they wouldn’t have offered an easy option.
67. Living and Learning is better than Dying and Yearning.
68. People make mistakes. Not everyone learns from them.
69. Dirty humour is always funny, except when it’s not.
71. If you’ve come this far, you should keep going.
72. Being LGBT is not a choice, judging it is.
73. Religion isn’t wrong, neither is science. people are though.
74. Nobody does anything for nothing.
75. ¾’s of what you think you Know, is purely opinion.
76. Names are Pointless unless you know the meaning.
77. Secrets don’t exist.
78. The Question isn’t What. or Who. it’s Why and When.
79. Cryptic statements are usually right.
80. The only thing you will ever know for certain is that you are not certain of anything at all.
81. Fear of a word or name only increases fear of the thing it represents.
82. Not everything that scares you will be scary.
83. Nothing is ever overrated, but everything is underrated.
84. Sorry doesn’t cut it.
85. No one likes being wrong, but nobody is ever right.
86. There is no such thing as a stupid question, only a stupid answer.
87. Things are never what they seem.
88. Morality and ethics rarely fall into binary's such as pure, evil, good or bad.
89. You Only hate others, because you hate yourself.
90. Hate is too strong an emotion to waste on something you don’t like.
91. Get used to it. But don’t ever let it become normal.
92. Love Hurts, but so does growing.
93. Just Because You don’t believe in Jackalopes doesn’t mean they don’t wear denim.
94. Anything is possible if you can imagine it.
95. Even when you’re close to the end, you might find yourself back where you started.
96. Creativity is Subjective, The Truth is not.
97. Sometimes mistakes can be a good thing.
98. Sometimes fixes can be a bad thing.
99. You can’t fix what isn’t broken.
100. Happily Ever After doesn’t mean forever after.
101. No One Ever Enters Ready, No One Ever Leaves Ready.
102. Every Christmas is Last Christmas.
103. We all face the Raven eventually, some run away, some face it head on, others take the long way round.
104. You’ll never know where you’re going, so never ever stop.
105. You can always finish your sentence here; but maybe you ought to continue it anyway.
106. The happiest people are the saddest
107. The saddest people are the happiest
108. Infinity isn’t a number, it’s a concept.
109. Life isn’t a number either.
110. You can search for answers everywhere, But you may not like what answers you find.
111. There is always time to go back and fix your mistakes. Always.
112. You Can’t Expect a Monolith to love you back.
113. You can only expect it to love you the only way it knows how.
114. You can judge what you don’t understand. That Doesn’t mean you should
115. Optimism is better than Pessimism, but Realism is better than both.
116. Almost There isn’t the same as There
117. Never Ignore Coincidences, (the Universe is rarely ever so lazy), unless you’re busy.
118. Normal isn’t to be attained, it’s to be run away from, as far as possible in fact.
119. Violence isn’t the only answer
120. Violence is certainly one answer.
121. Everything is Logically Perspective, and Perspectively Logic
122. Anyone is a hero, from a certain point of view.
123. isn't quite as Easy As ABC
124. The best kept secrets can last a lifetime
125: secrets are rarely worth the effort
126. Stupid is Funny
127. Funny isn’t stupid.
128. A Disability sometimes offers an Ability others don’t have.
129. Give Before Recieve
130. Don’t Bet On Failure, Hope for success
131. The House Always Wins, but The odds are stacked quite poorly if without a winning hand.
132. The things that define you are not the labels, but the decisions and the actions
133. The world will more often than not present some problems you can't fix
134. At some point you may come to find your feelings aren’t exactly what you think they are
135. Planning ahead doesn't mean you can't be flexible
136. The truth can seem quite bleak if you don’t make your plans unfurl shouldn’t let that mar your opinion of the world
137. You're never going to be 100% safe, but you can always be 99.9%
138. You’re not superior to people who were cruel to you by doing the same, you’re just a whole bunch of new cruel people doing cruel things to the ones who were cruel to you.
139. Break that cycle
140. Nothing is sad until it is over, then everything is.
141. Stories are where memories go when they’re forgotten.
142. The Name You choose for yourself is a promise.
143. Be never cruel, nor cowardly
144. Never give up. Never give in
145. Fact is that if you could fix the worlds problems, we would contrive new conflicts
146. 67.81% of statistics are made up on the spot, with randomly applied numbers.
147. Nothing Will Ever Be The Same again
148. You Didn’t Start The Fire, Neither did we.
149. Being Just isn't the same as being right.
150. Being right isn't the same as being good
151. Books are The best weapons in the world!
152. the best weapons primary usage isn’t harming.
153. We’re all stories, in the end… just make it a good one, eh?
154. Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you’ll be criticized anyway.
155. Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
156. Nobody's here because they wanted to be, but everyone's here because they need to be.
157. Take the red pill, wake up, stop listening to the lies.
158. Nobody belongs everywhere, everyone belongs somewhere
159. Every word you type or speak, every action you do or not take, changes everything forever
160. Not only 90's kids will remember things from the 90's but then they won't remember either in a few decades
161. Love Is a Definable parameter caused by a mixture of chemicals...and yet the best chemists still don't understand it.
162. Know when to fold em, hold em, walk and run.
163. Wifi isn't the internet.
164. Justifying yourself needlessly is as stupid as saying nothing at all.
165. Be What They Expect You To Be Only If They Are Who You Expect They Should Be
166. A Muffin is an Ugly Cupcake.
167. A Cupcake is an Ugly Muffin.
168. What Are You Running From?
169. Five Minutes can change how you think of a situation.
170. There is always more to learn.
171: If you live life thinking you're older than you are; you'll never experience the joys of youth
172: True Love is being happy theyre happy, even when its not with you.
173. Whatever it takes to cope, is worth it if it gives you hope.
174. It's Never Too late, except when youre dead. So start sooner eh?
175. All things are a spectrum if you squint hard enough.
176. Identity is what you make it, not how you define it.
177. Stay Golden, even if nothing gold ever lasts.
178. Fear is not Cowardice, Bravery is not Heroics.
179.
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